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Monday, September 12, 2005

The Campus Bookstore Lament

A student friend sent me this item--we attempt to "solve" such issues. The student shall remain anonymous!
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The Campus Bookstore Lament:

Oh Campus Bookstore!

You damnable and unshakeable albatross.

How I loathe your presence in my life!

The tranquil and natural morph of seasons is interrupted by your ridiculous demands.

Winter to Spring, Summer to Autumn …

Change’s view is clouded by your subversive and vicious insertion of ridiculous prices!

Oh how I detest you and your predictable sweatshirts and impulse-buy placements meant to profit from a school spirit that pales in contrast to sound fiscal behavior!

Damn you Campus Bookstore …

Remove your perverted stare from my Capital One Card, at once.